Oh hi.  I have a new pet.  It’s a Uterine Bass.  It’s really slimy though.  I can’t give it hugs or do much of anything with it.  It just sits there and watches me and makes sure I don’t screw anything up.  I bought it from the pet fish man.  Apparently it’s quite rare due to where they are found.  I bet you guessed that I am about to tell you where Uterine Bass are found.  Well I am.  They are found in the Uterine region of Sweden.  Only the most sexy fish are found in Sweden.  Believe what I tell you because you have no reason not to.  You have no experience with Uterine Bass nor are you a fish doctor.  Maybe you should research it.  Research everything you can find on Uterine Bass.  Research all frickin’ week and I bet you will come up with nothing.  Why is that Scrib of the Nation?  (That’s what you will be thinking).  I’ll tell you why.  That’s how frickin’ rare they are.  That is what the pet fish man told me and he told me he has no reason to lie to me.  I trust him with all my fish pets.  Waaaaa.