Ba da ba ba ba. I’m lovin’ it!
Fuck yes I am. My colon is oh so clean. I’m in my happy time cool hole I just dug. I got my best cougar down here and we are radiating the sexitude. We were going to play our sexiness down a bit today but then we were like fuck it. Let’s crank this bitch up to 11. And we did. And we are. I heard on the news that the earths’s orbit has changed and we are now gravitating towards the planet Venus. You know, the sexy planet. Due to my sexitude? No. NASA is wrong. I am gravitating the earths towards Uranus. ANd I think you know what I mean. The naughty, dirty little planet that isn’t for everyone. Only for those adventurous enough to plunder that planet’s sex treasures. That’s what I intend to to my friends. We’s goin’ to Uranus and we are going to have a swell time.
Just imagine me in Uranus…. Let’s back it up a bit and go slow. Imagine me approaching Uranus. I’d be going all fast and shit with extreme sex fuels and I’d come barreling right for Uranus. But right when I come in close proximity to Uranus I’d throttle back. Play things cool and enter the atmosphere gently. I don’t want to seem to eager to get into Uranus. Just like “hey, I was nearby and thought I’d pop in”. So I’d nestle up real soft on your anus. Maybe send out some test signals to see if it’s cool to even be on Uranus. When I get the all clear light then I’ll start to move in. Start to slowly work my way into Uranus. I know there’s bound to be some sexy treasures in Uranus and I am about to blunder the booty. So slow at first but then once things become smooth sailing I really explore Uranus and all it’s cracks and crevasses. I’d just hammer away at Uranus and get the job done ASAP before I get warning signals telling me that I had been there for too long and things have become uncomfortable in a manner of speaking. I’d burrow and gouge my way into Uranus until I find the treasure. The honey pot if you will. Once found I’ll extract immediately and depart from Uranus’s atmosphere. More than likely I’ll leave some debris on the surface but that can’t be helped. With a delicate procedure such as entering Uranus you need to utilize some methods that tend to leave some residue and some trace that you had been there. After I leave Uranus I’ll take a nice happy nap on my return trip to the earths.
I love Uranus so much. I look forward to visiting again. I don’t for see that happening in the near future unless I get you drunk again.
